user 170235 almost 9 years ago One should always carry a gigantic hammer around at all times, in case of sudden tentacle rape. It pays to be prepared.
L of Shame almost 5 years ago That sucks. We have cockroaches at work. They look to be regular size until they get close to you, then they stand on their hindest legs at 140+cm. There's always a psychedelic swirl of colours behind them, and wacky music to go along with it.