I live and work around people who measure their coffee intake not by cups, but by pots. A few of them are understandable since they are retired from the military, and there is a reason why a massive co-worker (even taller than I and 3 times my mass) consumes around 8 pots throughout the day (at a recent doctors visit there was blood found in his coffee stream).
So you can kind of guess the rarity of me seeing a "small" pot of coffee.