Hey, why isn't anyone coming?!If you're talking about those people on our way here, it's because we already made them pass out.SinMore importantly, hey, human, are you okay?That's right. So, just give up and take us back to land.Hey, human? What's wrong?Hm, hmph! Whatever! As if we would just hand her back to you so easily!Guards, hurry up and kick these two out!Bodies everywhereWhaaaaaaat?!Those guys! Can they not even guard their own home properly!?I would have done a better job at guarding!
自宅警備 (guard of one's own home) is euphemism for a shut-in; so Kaguya/Otohime certainly is not lying about being better at it than the sin sacks.