Nasus is just not the right champion to make a cross gender version of. I mean, that would mean his voice would change and, well, have you ever heard it?
You'd better have not forgotten that cannon-robbing incident!I found you, bitches!Today I'll show you the power of my Parley!InterestingAaah, how is he so fast! Wither!Whatever,Rasengan!
Naruto's ballsHow dare you call a tender and nubile young girl a granny!It's the last stand! Take all of my cannon barrage!Yaaah!AHRI'S DEBUTI've... been... waiting for this. Herald of the reaper!Just who the hell are you, old man...just cover yourself up with something.REBIRTH! THE CAPTAIN'S COUNTERATTACK!Oi, Noob.Nnha!Hey, it's Granny Nasus!When can we appear with our original forms?Maybe when the author's sober.Compared to my age, of course you're a GRA-NNY!!Better to ignore them, no point pissing off sis. That Ahri girl isn't wrong anyway.Avast, bitch!Haah!You dare to challenge the soul eater... bring it on.Noooo, my strength is being sapped... I'll finish this quickly then! Morale boost!Hahaha, my grog-soaked blade's poison is now an aphrodisiac! Does it feel like you're about to rise to heaven?Gah, What sorcery! Watch my scurvy removal technique!Granny... you said granny, didn't you!Ohohohohoho~
Bring it on~
Those without initiation skills go sob sob~UWAAAAAAAAH!We're both animal-eared characters, but I have more assets (giggle)Stop it!Ohohohoho! A self-proclaimed young girl!Phew, I haven't been this worn out in a long time, but I didn't even get a chance to use siphoning strike. Go get an infinity edge or two and we'll have a go again. Even that barbarian king lasted longer.I've underestimated you... aah! But how long can you last? Spirit fire!So can I call you Granny too?Don't be too perky, we've got lots of charismatic friends among the champions.... wait, what?HOLD IT RIGHT THERE YOU LITTLE BRAT!
I'll drain your breast size!
Refers to "The Horrific Siphoning Strike" strip by the same artist. In his comic, Siphoning Strike has the ability to drain breast size of female champions. It also has an interesting affect on male champions.Elder, aren't you going to do anything-ska?ABSOLUTELY NOT!From today onwards, I'll let you know the true meaning of charisma!Ta-da! It's me, the long-awaited Ahri!