Hoo boy, translating crazed fujoshi ramblings sure is fun.
Loki's Cheerleader No.1
Who would have thought that he would be brainwashed minutes into the film
Those wide, empty eyes unf
Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Barton?Natasha's behind you and she's madHawkeye x Loki is fine tooAgents of SHIELD count as civil servants, right?*RECYCLE*(Enemy)He draws his bow with his left arm, so he's a southpaw?Hawkeye's Moe Points:
Dose Sexy biceps
Dose Bambi eyes
Dat mid-air twist and shoot
Dose thigh belts
Dat ass (important)Legend of the Strongest ex-Girlfriend
That 'rebuilding and understanding' stuff is just an excuse isn't it?He's got looks and plenty of face time, but Hawkeye always gets forgotten by the producers. The only silver living is probably the nice 12-inch figurine he's getting TwT
The poor neglected AvengerThat slight reluctance in his eyes when he crashed through the ceiling in the opening scene was really really adorable!You can clearly see the muscle definition on his exposed arms lol-this lady over here.Actually, I'm fine with not being counted.There's four! Me, you, the walking period drama and the big green guy!My fujoshi-ness has no limit
But my artistic skills do
Apologies for any lack of resemblanceQ. How many Avengers are there?Let me think...Mm, three?You're getting senile aren't you!Hold on a moment. You forgot-One's missing!!Friend: Hey, I thought Hawkeye had infinite arrows.
Me: This isn't Monster Hunter.Belts on his thighs
So moe, I'm gonna dieNone of my business