Damn, I don't think I can do the other half's translation. That second sentence was just crazy. The English version ended up being nearly backwards compared to the Japanese because of the labyrinthine construction of the original.
Done. The second half was more challenging on the vocabulary side, and I'm still not sure if that's the correct translation. I think I'm at least pretty close.
Also, this is one of my favorite tentacle pictures ever. I don't really fancy tentacle rape, but I like all kinds of slime, so this is pretty much perfect.
Thanks, Guruhoro. This one would probably be one of the few examples of consensual tentacle sex.
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