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Successful Snaps of Sensational Skivvies
Miss T's deathblow, while small, scores bull's-eye
Late last night, S (crow Tengu), a photographer for a certain newspaper, succeeded in photographing the hotly discussed underwear of Miss Okazaki (professor), who was undressing just after returning home. This underwear, known as "strawberry panties", has become a topic in some quarters, and we've been receiving investigation requests from our enthusiastic readership.
(Photo • above) A dramatic image of the sensational underwear. In addition, this photo was acquired by this paper's reporter (Himekaidou Hatate) via thoughtography.
(Image • below) The circumstances just before photographer S was shot to death (deathblown), reproduced based on on-site investigation.
Following treatment at Eientei, photogapher S survived, but in response to Gensokyo Police inquiries, continued to make such nonsensical testimony as "The strawberries...the strawberries..." She is shortly scheduled to undergo psychiatric examination.
The image at left is this paper's exclusive photograph of the news-making underwear. As you can see, it is printed with a pattern of strawberry fruits, so one can confirm on sight it is the so-called "strawberry panties". In addition, the photographer S, who took the picture, engaged in repeatedly and persistently shooting more pictures,
and so was shot to death (a deathblow, if a small one) by Miss T (assistant), who came running in upon hearing Miss Okazaki's screams. The second image depicts the moment just before S was shot to death. Under suspicion of the use of excessive defense, when asked for comment, Miss T replied, "I was pissed off. The important thing is I got the negatives." It is expected that the building of a prosecution case will be shelved in this matter.