If you please.Oh, isn't that nice.Haruhi and the other girls gave me presents for some reason...I'm thrilled, but why out of the blue like this?Here Kyon-kun.You'd better be grateful!Because today is Father's Day.Back rub coupons.Huh?
You've got something for me?Wait a second!
Why do I have to be the one they're celebrating today with!!?You can't keep holding a grudge just because Asahina-san thought of you as her mom a month ago! Let it go already!!!Would you rather have had them celebrate with you on the second Sunday of last month like me?Or would you rather I perform the Iron Claw hold on you with this hand I've been using to make gyoza all day?