I am now seriously awaiting a Seija vs. Seiga dojin with the battle for ultimate troll.
FUND IT
FUNDED
Where ? I'm looking for that, too
Housesitting at the Hakurei Shrine.I'm bored...Oh, my, princess, so this is where you are?Hmm? ...Ah!Merciless actions,then...crustAmanojaku?!Apology?W... Wooow! Amazing! It's so biiig!Go right ahead!Wha?! Seija, what are you doing all of a sudden...?Ahaha! Tricked you again! That's the pitiful face I was hoping to see from the very beginning, all right!Ahyahyahya! That crying is music to my ears, priiincess! Go on, despair even more! Cry even mooooooo... oh?NObug cageWhat are you doing here?! I'm not gonna be tricked by you anymore!A manjuu (filled with bean paste)!Well? You should be able to enjoy this greatly as you are now, right, princess?deskMmm... It's yummy, but I can't reach the bean paste...Ahh... yes, it would get tiring eating just the outer shell, wouldn't it?Oh, dear, how disappointing. And after I came today to bring you a token of apology...Ta-dah! Here it is!Grm...
Oh, my, whatever seems to be the matter?Amazing! Incredible! I'm so happy! Thanks, amanojaku!W... Well, then, I'm gonna have some!Th... that's...By the way, that's a thick-crust manjuu, so there's no way in hell you'd ever get to the bean paste!That's... that's so mean...!NOCY...My name is Seija, you know.Oh, in half? Well, of course......I won't, stupid!Bean paste!Yaaay, yaaaay!Seija, could you break this manjuu in half for me?bing, bang, bong♪bean pasteAndFeel the pain every time you see manjuu!BING BANG BONGI hope you lie awake hungry in bed tonight!MERMERCYAnd they all lived happily ever after.And so, Shinmyoumaru was able to experience the joy of bean paste.