This sounds an awful lot like that old Asian fable about the hunter who shot a crane and when he went to find his prey, he only found a gorgeous, naked woman whom he helped and ended up marrying him.
I think this is also a callback about the 'helmetless Lissandra' that made Tryndamere go OMGSOMOE and got himself on Ashe's arrow and Sejuani's flail. Nice call back to celebrate Freljord's new champ Braum.
Dat Poro, I'm going to feed every single one of them now!
Haah...fairy....cookies....There are a lot of them in the League of Legends....go find her yourself!!I don't care what she is!! I still love my wife!!Say "Aah"~He has a loving wife, and they both love each other dearly.Aaaaaaaaah... my helmet!My love! I want to repay you for saving my life...Poof!Lissandra!! Poro...where is Poro!! It's your territory, you must know something!!Aaah...Pwwooh!?...and he accidentally discovered the truth.No! Wait! Poro! Don't leave!Poro (true form)Only one rule exists between them: the husband can only wake after the wife....but now you've found out that you had sex with something as disgusting as me!Until one day, Braum got a stiff neck and was forced to get up early...The Heart of the Freljord-- Braum, the protector of the weak, is beloved by all, both humans and animals....