From the gist of it, it seems Souda is jealous that everyone has paired up. He's also asking how Komeada and Mikan paired up?
what?fuee?nightthere are 8 men and 8 womenfuee? Pretty pleeeease? I-I-It's not that! Uuuugh... Waa~ Tanaka-san! Tch! Tsumiki-san...
Y-You're hurting me... If you desire warmth, I will lend you my bosom anytime! Aah, yeah... I'm fine. On the bed, of course! Do you need a little hel-...? Sonia is impressed! You little-! I'll tear you to pieces, you mechanical stuffed animal! Haaaah? Why am I hearing a water flea's voice all of a sudden~? Oh, Souda... it's just you. Forgive meeeee! Shaddap! Why is she rubbing his chest? What a pain.Ahahaha! Souda sure is fuuuunny~! So why'd you do that?! Y-Yeah... Aah... A little's coming out. Your eyes are scary! Kyaaaaa!
Stop iiiiit! That's wight! Where are you!? Show yourself, you coward! You impotent bastard! Well, that's nice. What a pain.And above all, it's annoying as hell...Huuuuh? Hold on a second. Are you kidding me!? Dammiiiit!
Tanaka, you son of bitch...
My Sonia-san....
My Sonia-saaaaaaan! Komaeda-saaan... How's this? Is it coming out?Ohh, I see.Oh, you're back. Thanks for the ice.It doesn't hurt, does it?I get it now.I never said we were friends...He's still alive!? Don't "you're back"! What are you talking about, Souda-kun? Hahaha! What's with that face?!
You're pissing me off! Laaaame! Totally lame, Komaedaa! Thank you. It's alright. How annoying. Tsumiki-san, wait for me! Hey! Tsumiki-san, that tickles!This treacherous evil spirit that makes even me tremble... Could it be...?!Tsukimi-san, Komaeda-san.And Souda-kun. Really?! Eh? Why? Hey, Tsumiki-san. H-Hyaaayiiii! Nonononono.... This has to be a joke, right? We're... not friends...? Koizumi! Saionji! You guys wanna hang out with me? Of course! Y-Yes?Don't tell me those girls are free.Huh?I was able to make friends for the first time in my life!Wait...!! Tsumiki-san!Umm, in other words...Hawawawa?! A-A-A-A-Are you really fine with me!?Don't be jealous.
Don't be jealous, now.Ah! It's a weirdo!Tsumiki-san is great! W-What a fuckin' pain...! Ehehe... Ehehehe~Huhuhu~No more... Your faces are freaking me out!Hwaaa... I'm so happy~... Having fun, Souda-kun?Ah!Goddammit. Why do I gotta do this...Huh... It's Koizumi and Saionji. You were pitching a tent, weren't you!? Heeey! I got it for y-... Waaaaaah! This medicine should do the trick.By the way, Tsumiki-san...Hwaa... Here we go.Hey, Komaeda.Aah, by the way, Hanamura-kun...Oh, Souda-kun. You're still here?What is it? We're best buds, RIGHT? I had something to tell you a little while ago... Is that alright with you?Huuuh? Is the Ultimate Mechanic a piece of trash like me? We're best buds, you and I, RIGHT? Sorry, but I'm not giving up.This is great, Souda-kun! Please forgive meeee! Pfffft! No time to lose. Th-Th-That's right. There's no way you'd want to be friends with disgusting pig barf! Ugyaaah! Tits are the best!
Tits are the best! You've got it all wrong! Ah, hello Souda-kun.I really must thank you! Sorry to say that. I'm your teacher, after all! Gh!! What do you think you're doing!? Komaeda-san! Stop rubbing my chest! Ahaha~ That face Tsumiki-san made at the time was so cute~♥Hawawaaa! P-Please don't talk about thaaaat!Oiii, Tsumiki~Your face! Are you alright? Does it hurt where I hit you? Hyeeeeeek! I-I-I-I-I'm sorryyyyyyy! Heh? What am I, a pack mule? Love, love! Hm? Was that Tsumiki's voice? Gyaaaaaaaa!!! Eep! So pwease wely on me a widdle more! Hyeeeeeeeeeek!!! Souda-kun is never awone. Souda-kun. I'm always free, y'know.Hweeh?You've got to be kidding... Where did that come from? Scared