I'm... going to blink my eyes a few times until this makes some sort of sense. If it still doesn't I'm going to lie down for a while. If it still doesn't then I'm going to pretend it doesn't exist.
This is funnier than it should be, though I really can't see how this is going to work considering how Shepherd's going to end up stealing all the limelight what with his 'Main Character Starship Councillor Papa' aura.