They use the non-standard romanisation of Funassyi. And he (it?) is terrifying. I'll stick with my local (demonic) Kumamon, thank you very much.
It is PIZASSYI!à la FunassyiThat?It's what you've all been waiting for!
The Italian Ship Roma-chan!Welcome!W-what!?Th-that's...BWAAAA!?PIZZAAAA!Teetoku-chan?
If you don't give your greetings, that's rude, you know?