A Kappa, Hell and Heavening someone's shirikodama out?
Oh lordy, the pain.
HEEEEEEEY!Roger!!Huh?Hey, kappa, do something!NOOOOO!?HELL AND HEAVEN!!!NUH-NO STOOOOOOP!!Number one! Kawashiro Nitori, the kappa!I'm gonna take your shirikodama!
Shirikodama: In Japanese folklore, a ball thought to be located inside the anus, that kappa took and ate when drowning people.*Thwupf!**SQUOOCH!*