This Jotaro really is a bizarro version of the original.
It's hard enough imagining the original somehow fathered Jolyne, but I don't really understand how this one will ever get around to it even if women still find him scorching hot. OTOH, I'm afraid to find out how Jolyne would be in this universe. Or hell, Giorno. (Afraid, but still intrigued.) (Somehow I feel like Josuke is already weird enough, with his triggers about his hair, and his fear of turtles. Also, all the other JoJos go on a bizarre adventure, whereas Duwang is already ground zero for weirdness.)
No, I, uh, yeah! My stomach's hurting and I can't put up with it! So that's how it goes! No, I mean, I can't put up with this anymore! Let me out!PanicIf he wants to mess up the older brother's face, then that means he'll want to mess up mine too.Huh? But the Joestar Manor's pretty close.Yeeouch!H-hey! You alright?T-This is fine! Let me off!So that means I'm the doppelganger and I'm gonna turn runny...You can drink some of the juice back there. Wait, didn't Kakyoin say that the doppelganger he saw turned soppy and melted off? He did, didn't he...In his terror, Jotaro swallowed his five live cigarettes and washed it down with the juice.