I'm just dying right now, thank you very much for this and the translations!
If someone is going to typeset it, post a link in the comments so we can see it!
NYANNE ALTERGeez! Making the fish all like this!No dinner for you!Le Grondemeownt Purr La Haine!FWHOOOOSH!Ooooh!This is my soul, polished by my hatred...