madcat almost 3 years ago Having had family working in hospitals they come across stuff like this all too often (and for some reason think A&E is the place to go). My favourite one that I heard was:Man: "Everytime I smoke, I cough"Nurse: "So stop smoking."Man: "I can't"Nurse: "Then cough"(to put the apparent lack of care into focus, this guy walked into an A&E ward with this complaint, not his local GP surgery)