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It’s reeeeeeal tasty papa~ (lol).How's it taste, Fran?Okaay! Papa will buy it for you.You sure use that ability of yours on such stupid things , don’t you!Who knows? Just where did it disappear to, that pride of mine?But a trifleDon’t you have any pride?Oh, you want one?Papaa~It’s hot.Popsicle.