Wahahaha! Look at me beeing all flirty and flashing my tatas! Have some shame woman. We are all girls so there's no embarrassment! Wahahaha! Why hello there girls, I've come to deliver your order of... KYAAAH!! IT'S A MAANNN!!! Owhg my pocket gundam... does this make me a magical girl yet?
EDIT: May I ask for someone to kindly translate this so as to see how close I got to the actual text?
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They thought about whether to cut it off and decorate their classroom with it, but they didn't.Oh, this is too bad.
This is the level of suffering that the brain turns off pain.She surely has a solid chastity.G I R L ♥Oh, I'm not like that.
I can accept only up to a death of a person I loved desperately.Hey, Chen-san.
you are still here.
I've come to deliver your order of a light machine gun...Noooo!
It's nasty!Oh, you are a man-hating character.BounceHypnotists will lose their job.Okay.
You are my friends, so just one time is no problem.I'm dying to suck them.Jeez, your nipples are insanely erotic.Okay.Then, show me your breasts.You are actually intolerant.what is the one thing you can't stand?The trend they think I call myself "boku"and have a penis.
(boku: Japanese male pronoun)But really, it seems like Wriggle-chan never get mad at anything.You are looser than Italian immigration control.If not yours, whose permission does she need?Why do you need my permission?!Ha ha ha!
What?!Wriggle-chan's eyes are so beautiful.
Can I pick them out and decorate my room with them?