How the hell is any of that Absurdly Long Hair ? they all look normal, and one has a ghastly bob cut.
Absurdly Long should be ankle length or more, and even then is still acceptable.
I am assuming it's Nachi, who usually is depicted with "absurdly long hair" (ankle-length), though her hair isn't drawn that way here. Sometimes taggers just go through the usual associated tags of a character when they tag an image (me included if I'm not paying attention), even if they don't necessarily apply in that specific instance. Technically a mistake, but a common one.
Remind me again why Ashigara thinks she's in a marriage time limit?
That's only in fanon & in the anime. In game canon she's too hot-blooded and battle-hungry to ever bother thinking such things. Suetake's Ashigara is one of the few examples in fanart to correctly portray that part of her personality, for example post #2184571.