1. Cut chilies for cooking. 2. Don't wash hands properly. 3. Go to bathroom. 4. ??? 5. Profit PAAAAAAAIN
Edit: As for the comic, if you have mentholated cream on your skin, adding water will enhance the burning/cooling sensation. Taking a hot bath is... uh... pretty much one of the worst things you can do. (which is why a lot of such products have warnings mentioning not to apply them within 30-90mins before or after taking a bath)
Incidentally, for stuff like Icy Hot, the active ingredient is mint oil. A new world will open up to you if you put it anywhere near your ass or genitals.
My balls itch so I'll put Kinkan on them.
A kumquat-based medicinal cream, often used to treat insect bites and strained muscles.*Paaaaaaaaaaaaain!!!**Paaaaaain!!*I need to wash them off in the shower...My balls are burning up...
I'm gonna die...*Burn**Rub*
*Rub*I heard on the internets that it's the most effective