Translation taken from here. Credit goes to Kanramori & Abstract-Echo.
Master! Who did this to you!?WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I'M NOT ACTUALLY INJURED!Thought that wrapping herself in bandages counted as a costumeUhm… Umm... Oh that, that! What was it again...? Something or something...
(Trick or treat)Bandages...