I remember the parable of "The Scorpion and the Frog." The whole notion of having to resist looking either up or down, even when constantly given impetus to do so against one's own better judgement makes the frog in the fourth panel amusing to me.
Thank you for your patronage.*Sigh*...
I guess I should at least thank you, but I'm never using you again.*Pant**Pant*Because of you.After all the trouble of hiding from the rain you ended up covered in blood anyway.Finally made it home...LaterI'm not letting myself get killed over an urge.
Please, just be quiet.If you want to see that badly then I wouldn't mind letting you.
But I will eat you.Shut up.You seem very distressed. Are you a virgin?This is torture...
Did I do anything to deserve this...I can only look forward.Ah, puddles would reflect so I must ask you not to look down either, please.