Hee hee...
Komandir... you were carrying around such a remarkable thing, da?♥That won't do, dorogoy. You ought to change before going off to sleep...squishYou can do anything to me if you manage to finish off the whole bottle.Awawawä!Herr Kommandant!?
Are you all right, Kommandant!?After this incident, even those Warships who treated the Commander with disdain have begun to show him respect.K-Kommandant! Hide it, please!N-Nein! You can't, you two!Your boobs are hitting him, yannow?Laffey... will help too...Mmmph.. something soft is...Oh my... has Komandir already passed out from drink?Urk... Urgh......Commander? You should find a futon if you're feeling sleepy... okay?—hang on, you're not supposed to drink vodka by the bottle. It's... scary, so please stop.Well, yeah, some of them do go up to 80 proof...It's tasty, like fuel... you know?Will this be alright...Tee-hee-hee!
How about a glass?