Damn I need to learn to read Kanji... or Hiragana... or katakana... I need to learn Japanese in general... Translation please for my ignorant American ass because our shitty school system doesn't make us learn other languages in elementary school and middle school like most other nations do.
Learning Japanese is quite hard. My friend learned it since elementary school as selective subjects and took it as major on the first year. He's still on N3 JLPT last year.