After thinking about it for a while, wouldn't that hurt?
Wouldn't it also be damn near impossible to drop something that heavy and unwieldy so that it attached perfectly to the body? Just roll with the idea they're basically cartoon superheroes and it's magic, they don't gotta explain shit.
You're busting my chops here...Hmpf.Blessings from HeavenWell then, let's get this over and done with...Dammit!
If I only had my equipment, I'd...SHWOOP!Pyon!Uzuki!!