Sadly, actual Darwin Award contenders do much stupider things than merely trip onto sex toys. They do things like stuff a gerbil in their ass, get it stuck, then try to coax it to "go towards the light" by holding a lighter up to their ass before farting and causing a small explosion that fires a projectile gerbil into the wall.
Alternately, castrating themselves because they put a bullet into their car's headlights to patch up a broken bulb, only to have the bullet inevitably ignite and shoot them in the testicles (because Darwin Awards also counts anything that removes the capacity to reproduce as "removing yourself from the gene pool").
"She was found in her hotel room impaled upon a large phallic device. Our surgeons did what they could, but it took them two hours just to get the ahegao off her face."
I have heard of plenty of deaths from sexual experimentation. usually dumbasses with horses like Mr Hands or some woman who got her uterus ruptured from the ejaculation from the horse, bleeding to death. Some may think bigger is better................but only until its not!
I have heard of plenty of deaths from sexual experimentation. usually dumbasses with horses like Mr Hands or some woman who got her uterus ruptured from the ejaculation from the horse, bleeding to death. Some may think bigger is better................but only until its not!
Well, at least im glad someone make a reality check on a sexual fantasy or two.