Yeah, being a cheapskate is a common method of seduction...
What, weren't you saying that you'd do anything if you lost the bet?That Lawrence! He's trying to seduce me, isn't heI'll nail him using this trick I heard from an old rumor in the eastwheatI'm telling you, I can't spend all the money I have on apples. This time, please make do with this silver coin.ku-ku-ku-Hey, you, what time is it?... it's 3 o'clock...*glance*Oh yeah, isn't there an important business negotation today starting at 3:30!? If I don't head over there right now I'll be discarded...We're going back right now!