no offence to Koala lovers, but that's highly insanitary. Most wild koalas have chlamydia, and at least one strain is transmissible to humans via their urine.
no offence to Koala lovers, but that's highly insanitary. Most wild koalas have chlamydia, and at least one strain is transmissible to humans via their urine.
no offence to Koala lovers, but that's highly insanitary. Most wild koalas have chlamydia, and at least one strain is transmissible to humans via their urine.
Perth: “But Mr. Koala isn’t wild. The Abyssals even got ahold of his yearly shots while they held us. And besides, Bismarck technically isn’t human.”
Bismarck: “Did they get the shots for him because you kept shoving him in their face?”
Poor Bismarck...I'm she may have a plan...but it will be painful to herself.
(Extra History Meme spotted)
Does this dorm have an ice-cream maker?Wait, why are you making cup ramen!?Ah, sorry. Was a little peckish, so...And don't use the dorm's rulebook as a weight!I'll start with handing out the summary book of the dormitory rules.You girls better beat it into those heads of yours.It's a friggin' brick!No, I'm fine. Thank you.Right now, both the sign-up and first month's membership fees are half-off!That's all well and good, Bismarck, but why don't you join the tulip bulb sales club "Monte Oranje"?And I haven't even finished talking, so don't go butting in half-way like that.Just wait, I'll answer all your questions later...As if I even care!Welcome,My new compatriots.Nnn...I'm not great with the dark and all, so at least let me have a nightlight...My stomach is turning...Can I sleep with the light on at night?In order for us all to have orderly co-habitation, every one of us must adhere to order.Stop canvassing for some shady network marketing scheme when you meet people for the first time, would you?You get paid according to how effective you are at selling through word of mouth!Can we get burgers in the mess?When is lights-out?As an apology, I'll let you have a nice whiff of Koala-san's scent here.