Congratulations on your wedding night.Zzzzzz*bzzz bzzz*(Unread messages count: 126)*bluuuush* I don't want to look at my phone ...
too scary, can't lookRing ... I'm not wearing one??Waaaahh!!No, even more importantly!!
Why is there a strange woman sleeping next to me!?
And I'm naked!! Also my phone notifications won't stop ...??"Where ... am I?? Yesterday's wedding ceremony ... don't tell me it's over??"*chirp*… Huh??
(2nd time)