Shinju_Miya said: seph doesn't suit social life lol
Social Studies = history + politics, basically. Sephiroth's as suited for that as anything else. Except maybe kendo, which wouldn't fit because this is clearly meant to be a western-style school.
holocauxt said: I just winged it with most of the translations... Dunno what Garland is supposed to be... I think Cosmos and Chaos are principals or something...
Oh I see. I was wondering why the kanji didn't match up with some of the translations. Not that I could do much better. I only recognized 5 of the kanji myself.
Magus said: Social Studies = history + politics, basically. Sephiroth's as suited for that as anything else. Except maybe kendo, which wouldn't fit because this is clearly meant to be a western-style school.
Some western-style japanese school include kendo in their sports so maybe he would teach it afterschool.
And I think I've already found my two favorite classes. Social studies and Sexual Education....I mean the Nurse. XD
PE: Jecht: Alright kids,we've got a pool here! How many of you like whales? cause you're about to swim with one! Random Student: Um, sir, i don't see a whale in there. Jecht: Oh you will.
Music: Kuja: NO NO NO. C FLAT, CHARLIE, C FLAT. GOD DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE?
Nurse's Office: Ultimecia: So you sprained your leg in Jecht's class? Do you know what that wound needs? Time compression. *TIME COMPRESSION*
Social Studies: Sephiroth: So after Jenova... Arrived on the Planet, the Cetra civilization was nearly razed to the ground fighting it. A way of life destroyed beyond all recognition. Having been completely destroyed all except for two, Civilization forgot them completely... *Slowly raises black materia up to class* Until now... Hmhmhmhmhmhm... *Quickly puts it back down* Anyway, continuing with the lesson...
Fine Arts: Kefka: *Cackling loudly while painting an image of skeletal Bob Ross painting dead trees on a ruined wasteland* *Finishes within 7 minutes and turns to class* Alright students! First assignment! You're all going to paint your faces in Harlequin style! And i don't wanna here a peep out of anyone otherwise!
Biology: Ex-Death: Alright, worms, lets talk about Photosynthesis. Random student: Mr. Ex-Death, what do YOU know about Photosynthesis? Ex-Death: *Walks over to the student and leans in close, menacingly* I used to be a tree, you know...
English: Golbez: Today class, we'll be talking about famous American Indian stories about the moon.
Home Economics: CoD: So to start, grab your empty mixing bowl. Add Nothing to it. Then add a pinch of nothing, three teaspoons of nothing, and a half a cup of nothing. Put it in the oven at absolute zero and wait an eternity for it to cook.
Mathematics: The Emperor: How many gods do you get when you divide one emperor of a massive empire into two and have him conquer Heaven and Hell? ONE. THAT'S HOW MANY. ME MYSELF AND I, AHAHAHAHAHA- *clears throat* So Calculus...
National Language (Japanese): Garland: ORE WA DARE DA TO OMOI TE YAGARU?!
YuukarinKazami said: PE: Jecht: Alright kids,we've got a pool here! How many of you like whales? cause you're about to swim with one! Random Student: Um, sir, i don't see a whale in there. Jecht: Oh you will.
Were you watching that Machinima series when you got the idea? Like that you made that reference.
Nah, Kefka would just order all the students to rip a hole in the canvas, call it a "Monument to Nothing" because all other art is the pointless mewling of pathetic living creatures in a world where life is pointless, and then tell them to get out of his class... and kill something on their way out. Just stomp on a kitten, or something.
MusicHome EconomicsPhysical EducationBiologyEnglishMathematicsSocial StudiesPrincipal and Vice-PrincipalFine ArtsSchool NurseJapanese Referred to as "National Language" in Japanese schools, of course