TinyCleverCommander said: This is why you don't give vampires a gate guard's bath water.
Or holy water tea flavored with garlic served in a blessed silver cup. I also shouldn't open (the) windows and let sunlight in, but this house just needed some fresh air.
Cloud_1987 said: don't ever use holy water for tea flavored with garlic in a cup made of blessed silver...it does taste like ass ... ... PS: also don't try to use a stake made of sacred wood as dildo under your dress, will not work out good
To be fair, anyone going to that much bother about things is only asking for trouble.