If I had a nickel for every time I've wanted to include that footnote on translations of porn...
What was with you just now...*gush♥*AAAH!I'll mop up the floor afterwards, okay?Wowww! What a view, it's so pretty!That, and it's getting a little cold and it might be making my stomach upse...*STAAAAAARE*Wait, Elly!Haha...
It's fine, you don't have to do all that.Aww...
No...*gulp*... Uh, Elly?*press*But anyways, it feels really clammy and maybe a little gross...Hyau!*blow*
Blowing air...It started steaming...
Yes, that's really what it says.