I was bored so I translated the easy stuff I easily understood.
I realize "kitaaa!" isn't actually all that equivalent to the GET meme, but I wasn't sure what else I could use that'd be similarly obnoxious and an obvious internet meme. Treat it as a place holder I suppose.
kymw2 said: And that my friends is Nanoha Season 1 in a nutshell
shamemaru
Mai waifu!!Fate GET!What are you doing to Fate?!Starlight...!Breaker!Breaker!Breaker!Breaker!Call my name...Nanoha...Nanoha...General Excitement towards Yuri:
"Nanoha!"
"Fate!"
"Ooooo!"
Etc.My name is Takamachi Nanoha, attending 3rd grade!Nanoha GET!Yuuno GET!Pervy beast is gross!Nana-sama~!!!Nana-samaa~Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha 1stThe legendary match finally takes place again!!*jumped out of the chair*Nanoha~!White devil GET!Oooooo!!