makkun said: Cut each of them into half and both of you can enjoy them without jealousy.
Btw, I don't know why but every time I hear/read something about small apple, I think about "midget apple" from the Annoying Orange.
Midget? Isn't that how Popeye says it?
UghWell, fine, let's switch, then? You happy now?That one's bigger. ... so you're keeping the best for yourself, huh?Here, I picked a bunch of apples up above ground; you can have one.Big and SmallGeez, you're depressing!!I'm so jealous.That one's smaller. ... so you want to be the only one with a successful diet, huh?I'm so jealous.