Oh Will, we all know you're secretly happy about all this. :D
Truth is, you and I have the same flat chests............I... I won't lose to any other flat chests!The chopping board and the washboard are fighting over me...Will likes flat-chested girls... So that must mean he likes me...Lion... I'll tell this only to you, but to be honest, I wear padsI'm not only flat-chested, but I also have a cat tail which Willard loves...I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place...!
This is a play on words, since "stuck between a rock and a hard place" is literally "stuck between boards" in Japanese.