oh oh? Oh.If you're doubting me that much, let's bring this to the living room. I'll show you the real thing.Kyau!Shut up.Wait, what's this "hyper dash mode?"Ah? ...ya!Aaaah~.Gyaaaaaaaa!*gueen*Ah Ah Ah ha, aaa....!This is pretty intense.Shaddup! Stay still, you're injured!Nn, fu annn.The Pains of the StrongDoes... it feel good?Yeah, I don't mind.This suddenly started rolling...Nnaaa... aa..AaaaAaa*thump*Baau!?Oh!It finally came, my horseback riding exercise machi~ne, "Rodeoguy!"Hey, Prof, can I ride the horseback machine?Kinka-dono?Kinka-donoooo~!*ueen*Oh, M..mistress?Ho!An enormously large package came for you.Mistress? With a horseback riding machine?Am I an old man who mail-ordered adult videos in secret from his wife?Ache of ThornsSeemingly, a Staff-type weapon from Tactics Ogre de Endless Battle, a fan-run online game based on the Tactics Ogre franchise that was popular in the mid-late '00s. The name is a near-total guess, as all I can tell about the thing for certain is that it deals Earth damage.She got beaten by a *"single hit from a witch!"Ah... no... Don't thrust me.Let me go! Shangri-La is right beside me!*thump thump**snap!*Heave...Mistress! Mistress! Get a hold of yourself!The package insides couldn't be pile of m*sturbation goods, could they?*She is referring to a slipped disc.How could this have happened? She's a wizard... This wizard...!How careless of you to slip a disc, forgetting to use strength power-up sorcery.