Suika: *chase scene where she escapes by triggering an explosion behind her* "What makes me a good oni?! If I were a BAD oni, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you, now would I?!"
*cuts to a battle, Suika raises her skirt, revealing a smiley face taped to her bloomers* "LEEEEEETS DOOO IIIIT!!!"
Smallfry said: There's already a website with Touhou. skins for Team Fortress 2. It was glorious :D
It WAS[/i] glorious until the modeler decided to throw a hissy fit being an ass and sabotaging the updates, so yeah he basically ruined the whole Touhou Fortress 2 project. So if the updates really break the skins, there's no fixing them. (Since the models don't have their data like Jiggle bones and such)Not to worry, they kicked the old modeler out and started from scratch. All they need now is modelers.
OtomeSound said: I am Heavy Weapons Ghost. And this ... is my weapon. She weights 42 kilograms and fires pink and blue butterflies at ten thousand sprites per minute.
It awards four hundred million points to graze this weapon for twelve ... seconds.
Enlong said: Suika: One screwed up Density change, one pinch of fire and brimstone, one errant TWITCH, and PICHUUUN!
*turns melancholic, sets down gourd* "I've gotta make it happen; I'm a drunk demon loli! They got more bratty-assed bitch fairies than they got the likes of me!" *takes swig*
Enlong said: With the advent of Ten Desires, we actually have enough characters for TWO teams.
In the RED corner:
Scout: Aya Soldier: Reimu Pyro: Mokou Heavy: Marisa Demoman: Suika Engineer: Nitori Medic: Eirin Sniper: Ran Spy: Nue
In the BLU corner:
Scout: Hatate Soldier: Tenshi Pyro: Utsuho Heavy: Unzan Demoman: Momiji (Demoknight) Engineer: Sanae (she WILL erect a giant robot one day) Medic: Ichirin Sniper: Patchouli Spy: Mamizou (for some delicious Sniper Vs Spy with Ran)
Announcer: Yukari Weapons supplier: Rinnosuke
As much as I wish this was a possibility, the way models work won't allow for it without some fancy footwork that no one wants to do + would have to be done by the person adding the models so we don't want to force people to learn how. Also, some of the suggestions you gave were already brought up and scrapped (not that we're even thinking of alt models at this point of production, so they MIGHT be revisited). To get a full rundown of what's going on with the project, head over to http://z15.invisionfree.com/Touhou_Fortress_2/ . The Reimu model is almost done, with the Sakuya model under way.
As to why Yuuka is the soldier: If grazing is sure to result in victory, then you must GRAZE! Reimu said that, and I'd say she knows a little more about Danmaku and YOU do pal because SHE INVENTED IT!
AND THEN she perfected it so that no living thing could best her in the ring of honour!
Then she used her donations to buy two of every Yukkuri on earth. And then she herded them onto a BOAT!
And then she beat the crap out of every single one.
And from that day forward every time a bunch of Yukkuri are in one place it's called a MEME!
apdisad said: Hey look buddy, I'm a Kappa. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is Beauty?" Because that would fall within the preview of your conundrums of Philosophy. *moves her head to the side as Danmaku just graze her.* I solve practical problems.
cd_young said: Not problems like "What is Beauty?" Because that would fall within the preview of your conundrums of Philosophy. *moves her head to the side as Danmaku just graze her.* I solve practical problems.
Like, for example, how do I stop some big mean Youkai from tearing me a new cakehole?
The answer is....A gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
ShikkokuNoRenya said: Like, for example, how do I stop some big mean Youkai from tearing me a new cakehole?
The answer is....A gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
I think it'd be more like: *Nitori pulls out a cucumber pepsi and takes a sip* "Like, for example,, how would I stop some big mean Shrine Maiden from ripping me a structurally superfluous new Hitbox?" *more bullets graze her.* "The Answer? Use a spellcard." *An auto turrent lets off a flurry of danmaku, and PICHUUN is head in the background* "And if that don't work, use more Spellcards." *Another turrent fires and more Pichuuns are heard.*
why can't Valve contact Zun asking to use these characters as downloadable skins in the classes they represent? also, if this is a genderbent picture, shouldn't Mokou be a dude?
ImitationJesus said: why can't Valve contact Zun asking to use these characters as downloadable skins in the classes they represent?
(Apparently my last post didn't go through earlier, but.) Plenty of reasons, ranging from Touhou's niche status in the west may not make it worth the trouble all the way to TF2's violent nature would make any official Touhou mod of it require the game's violence be toned down to perhaps a T-rating standard.
dpsiko said: (Apparently my last post didn't go through earlier, but.) Plenty of reasons, ranging from Touhou's niche status in the west may not make it worth the trouble all the way to TF2's violent nature would make any official Touhou mod of it require the game's violence be toned down to perhaps a T-rating standard.
Here's how I always imagined how it would go: Around the time of the next main Touhou game launching, Valve receives their 20th email regarding the series. Finally, they decide to check it out. They think it's nothing special at first, but soon find a common ground with TF2: hats. (Or, at least, so they would say in the blog post.) They then contact ZUN about doing a crossover project, which he agrees to, leading to Touhou 14, 15, whatever to be released on Steam. Along with that, a new update is released for TF2, including a fairly large number of Touhou-themed weapons and hats. And, as with any major TF2 update, they will release a comic detailing the "plot" of how this came to be. Simultaneously, an official Touhou doujin will be released, which is the same as the TF2 comic, but on the other side of the border. Of course, most of this is just wishful thinking.