How am I gonna stop some big, mean motherhubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun.
A Team Fortress 2 Character
An amiable, soft-spoken good ol' boy from Bee Cave, Texas. As an engineer, he solves practical problems, but not philosophical problems (such as, "What is beauty?").
He is infamous for the "nope.avi" meme, where he extends his neck after saying "nope" in realization that his hardhat is floating.