Oh don't be like that. Ranguage is the universal joke. If anything it makes this picture better than it should be.
Besides, at least his english is not as bad as foreigners trying to speak and write Japanese through google translate. God damn, if I look through all the google translate I used over the years I feel like just shooting myself...
This English is perfect, if archaic.
(Granted, it's lifted directly from an old [19th century?) nursery rhyme/naval ballad/Christmas carol [used as all three].)