I wonder just where have I seen this situation before....
Kumano barely managed to retain her dignity as a Kobe Beef Expert. You don't normally get pork and beef mixed up, yeah?And once you've arrived at that conclusion, there's no other thought that you can possibly have!No, there's no mistaking it!
Indeed, this must be...!!Certainly, one can easily say that this is delicious meat.As a self-professed Kobe Beef Expert, it just wouldn't be proper to utter a falsehood!Hang on, Kumano!
You need to answer this carefully!Could it possibly be that...The scent, juices, mouthfeel, marbling... Kobe beef, maybe?this really is...Kamo~Safe, yes!Yes, this meat is pork...fantastically delicious pork, indeed!Aww, that's too bad, maybe...It's pork, innit?Indeed!
This is indubitably Kobe be-Well...Kumano-san, could this possibly be Kobe beef, maybe?!This meat is delicious!