Impossible...I'm a... Kobe Beef Expert...I'm terribly sorry, but this isn't Kobe beef.Well...Indeed!
This is indubitably Kobe be-Aww, that's too bad, maybe...The scent, juices, mouthfeel, marbling... This meat is delicious!Kumano-san, could this possibly be Kobe beef, maybe?!Hang on, Kumano!
You need to answer this carefully!As a self-professed Kobe Beef Expert, it just wouldn't be proper to utter a falsehood!Certainly, one can easily say that this is delicious meat.Could it possibly be that...this really is...Kobe beef, maybe?And once you've arrived at that conclusion, there's no other thought that you can possibly have!No, there's no mistaking it!
Indeed, this must be...!!But this sure is some delicious beef, yeah?