CP Mike: One thing we need to mention - if you go trick-or-treating, great, but if you go to anybody's house where they answer the door naked, please call us immediately. Now you may think they're just playing a joke or a little weird but ... err ... no, it never amounts to anything good. It's usually just a tip of the iceberg with these people.
CP Dave: Oh man, you mean like the Arbuckle residence, where we went in the basement and found those three dead...